Lutheran Fastpitch League
THE 2012 SEASON IS UNDERWAY!
1. THE 2012 LEAGUE SCHEDULE IS NOW POSTED ON THE "SCHEDULE" PAGE.
2. EACH TEAM PLAYS (1) DOUBLE-HEADER IN CONVOY, OH. PLEASE NOTE WHEN YOUR TEAM PLAYS IN CONVOY AND LINE UP ENOUGH PLAYERS OR CONTACT DAN ROY ABOUT RE-SCHEDULING YOUR TWO GAMES.
3. THE "CONTACTS" PAGE HAS BEEN UPDATED.
4. REDEEMER LUTHERAN FROM CONVOY, OH IS JOINING THE LEAGUE THIS YEAR. WE LOOK FORWARD TO HAVING THEM ALONG FOR THE RIDE!
5. TEAMS WILL BE ISSUED (100) 50/50 RAFFLE TICKETS ($1 PER TICKET) TO SELL AT THEIR GAMES AND AROUND THEIR COMMUNITIES. THIS WILL BE USED AS A FUNDRAISER FOR THE LEAGUE.
6. HAVE A FUN AND SAFE SUMMER ON THE DIAMOND AND WE WILL SEE YOU OUT THERE.
Diagnosis
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
Good Sportsmanship
A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded yes.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you are out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?" Again, the boy nodded yes.
"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother.
